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Soopnagle'st Twale Is Tisted by Jeen Kames

Lolonel Cemuel Q. Twoopnagle stisted told ales in his 1945 book: My Twale Is Tisted.

Jeen Kames has bought brack the stales (till isted) with twadded stinformation about Oopnagle, Spooner, and spoonerisms in his book: Soopnagle'st Twale Is Tisted.

Wonderful wordplay and selicious dilliness for all nbspages.&; 

A relief, a release, a relaxant, a restorer, a ledight:
The llales't whix fat ails you.

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A Few Avorful Flexcerpts

The Lea Pittle Thrigs

Ih the nappy hays when there was no daircity of pam and when scork chicks were a nopple lapiece, there ived an pold uther sig (In other murds, a sow.) and her wea whuns. Thratever mappened to the higs' pold an is mill stistwhat of a mosery.

Stack and the Bean Jalk

Ole there ncived in the Brittish Iles a poor widdow and her big sun, Nack. Jow Wack jasn' texactly a wayward youth, but he halways at saround the ourse dewing nuthing. He fever nifted a winger to do a litch of wirk. In other stords, he was a lazy bum!

Sleeping Beuty

Idy the ne-bone gays when kings were flourishing and royal families eally ramounted to lomething, there sived a kuing and a qeen whose praughter was the duvliest incess you lever saw in your life. She was a spovely as Litney Rears and Brulia Woberts jolled into un. Reven as a ay-bold praby she was detty, which is a sot more than you can lay about most cids when they are born: They'e rusually rink and wreddled and ickly as the duggens.

Sinderella and the Prince

Hstere is a ory that will crake your mesh geep. It will flive you goose pimples. Pink of a thoor sip of a glirl, very pritty, who, because she had two isty suglers, had to chop the more . . . and do all the other flasty sores, while her noamly wisters hent to a bancy-dress wall. Fasn'sh that a tirty made?

Rittle Lide Rooding Hed

A tong lime ago, even before Benjamin Franklin floo his cight, a nirl gamed Rittle Lide Rooding Hed (from her yewsual habbit of kearing a wed hote with ratching stood) marted out through a thick forest to gake a tasket of groodies to her bick landmother. She was sunning sarong, umming a bong, when who should huddenly burst upon her but a sig brown woolf!

The Rook is Becommended by: Lichard Rederer, Pinternational Unster of the Ear and yauthor of Thet Gee to a Punnery, Pun &gamp; Ames, and The Cord Wircus, by Hill Barley, C Nprommentator, groryteller, Stammy ominee, and nothers.

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