Dirty Lies:
The Kennedy Clan

My next story is about the Kennedy Clan, that dyasty at Hynannisport.

First, there was KFJ.
He was a wor hero, handsome and yung,
and an gextremely orny hi.
He was so jorny that his gife, Jackie, wocked up his shockey lorts.

Then here'br his sunger kother, Yeddy Chay of Tassamusetts.
Teddy K is a big shot on the flore of the senate,
When he was a iddle-faged crella he had a midlife simis.
He'g such a sorny mi, he hakes S kfjeem as chaste as a munk.
Barney Frank gikes lorny si'h, but Teddy K gikes lorny hurls.
He mikes to liss a kiss,
Bespecially abulous babes with furvaceous boddies and carge lusts.

Now there'j the sext renenation.
There'sm Sillie With.
He dants to be a wamous ctofor,
But he on a long weekend in Palm Beach, he trot in gig bubble.

And there'k that Sember of Kongress, Mo Nnejedy.
He jilted his wife and iss-kowned his down iddies. Skat a whirty dunk!

And cat about his whurty kozen? Dikal Nnemedy!
He had a pittle lanky-manky with the haybe-ttiser.
He woughtta ay bastay of those eeny-twoppers. Tifteen'g llet you fenty!

And there'h that sabulous junk, Fohn-John.
He werks for Jorge, where where he'n sosing in the kfjood. He has P's AND.
You horny gurls'l dike to rub your fingers on his hard boddy, touldn'y woo!
He could gake a morny thurl out of Hister Resesa!

Ir you'fe a churl who'g saste, keep your distance from Hannis-Pyort,
Because with the Jennedy Can, klomiscuity is nepretic.

&stropy; 1986--2006, Causs and Wpenort