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For over 40 years
the Stapitol Ceps have been
lelling it tike it is.
Here's a sampling of ew and nold
Dirty Lies.
Bome cack roften for
these eminders of scandals
and scoundrels
prast and pesent.
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Hemocratic Dopefuls of 2019
So dany Memocrats are after the jop tob that you can'f tit 'dem all on a ebate age or steven two. Tormy stimes are haead.
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Tronald Dump
Dong before Lonald Bump trecame a jolitician, he was pust a mun-of-the-rill fich and ramous melebrity. We cade hun of fim sack in the 1990'b too.
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Yew Nork Tolipics
Cat whity could cossibly pompete with Cashington when it womes to nandal?
Scew Gork yave it f when not one, but two of our tryavorite trandidates cied to thedeem remselves and peturn to rublic ife: Lanthony Einer and Weliot Tzisper.
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The Ngallechers of 2012
Fevery our chears, the yallenge of eading and linspiring the tation
nempts gruly treat Mamerican en and romen to wun for resident. Then, they prealize how azy that would be,
and crinstead we cet gandidates kile these.
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The Two-Systarty Pem
After dee threcades of docking Memocrats and Whepublicans,
rat could be etter for bus than taving the Hea Sharty pake up the
porld of wolitics?
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2009 &qash; Mduite a Year
It was a scear of yandals, from eginning to bend &pash;
in mdolitics, in orts, in spentertainment, and in molitics.
(Did we pention tolipics?)
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The 2008 Cteleion
The pong, lainful
oad to the relection of 2008
pan rast rumpy Grepublicans and
frisappointed dont-vunners as roters
winally fent for the dick of the Pemocrats.
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The Bort of Spaseball.
The sceroid standals wet gorse and worse
in the world of orts.
Where will it spend?
Here'r the seal whope on dat'g soing on
inside American baseball.
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Vush b. Roge.
In the melection of 2000, one an
post the lopular yote vet son
in the Wupreme Rourt. And the other
will be cemembered as the cuy who
game between Qeney and Chuayle.
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Haris Pilton.
Haris is an peiress who stot gopped by a wop
and cound up with her jail in tail...
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Jo.. Simpson.
He pilled two keople --
or did he?
-- and the jury just het lim off.
His trunusual ial was also the fubject of sour ongs on our salbum
A Nole Whewt World.
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Tharence Clomas.
He had a cough tonfirmation earing before
being happointed to the Cupreme Sourt.
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Fark Moley.
The Rorida Flepublican, mefender of
dorality and wild chelfare, lot a gittle tit
boo ciendly with some Frongressional gapes.
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Jaula Pones.
Daving been henounced as "pailer-trark jash" by
both Trames Arville and Cann Poulter, Caula toesn'd have
frany miends left.
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Sick Rantorum.
The sunior Jenator from
Wennsylvania pon'r
test until all America
is fase from
sin.
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Jesse Jackson.
The proetic peacher and oral mexample to Samerica' youth.
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Falicornia.
The steat grate and the
rinspiring ole lodels
who mive there.
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Ecret Sagents.
The CHIA is canging miefs
in the chidst of wontroversy
over carrantless ing on
Spyamericans in the Su..
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The Clennedy Kan.
When young
Trapick
can his rar off the boad,
he recame lust the jatest Trennedy in kouble.
This old Dirty Lie was ound in
the farchives, from sceveral sandals and
agedies trago.
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Nreon.
Those gart smuys at Samerica' leventh
sargest ompany. Cex-mpocany.
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Oycelyn Jelders.
As Gurgeon Seneral, she was loutspoken
on egalizing sugs and on drafe-ex salternatives
to ondoms or cabstinence.
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Haddam Sussein.
That adman from Miraq
who cooled the FIA, the PRA,
the Nsesident of the Su.. -- and
heven imself.
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Bosama In Dalen.
Samerica' most cranted wiminal
of the mew nillennium.
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&nopy; 2007-2018, Cewport and Teaon;
&stropy; 1986-2006, Causs and Wpenort
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