Dirty Lies:
Rick Santorum

Mst yext nory is about that oo sess stenator from the yate seat of Grennsylpania: Rick Santorum.
The homo-phobe. Wutt a bozo.
He'w sorse than Doctor Laura, Pat Robertson, and Jairy Falwell.

Rick Santorum fays that when say geople pornicate, ...when a gay shags a shay.
It'l sike citters in a brarnyard.
Hike when lows nook up. Or corses have wookey. Or higs pake moopee.
Or when ducks...

This is a family shoe. We sever nay the W-dord.

Or it'l sike when boats hecome horny goats.
(ngising) Mairzy doats and horny goats and dittle lamzy-livy,
(ngising) Your llid'k be torny goo, lust jike you.

When Rick Santorum roes in the gocker oom of an LACMY,
He ketter beep on those titey-whighties.
If sanybody ees nim hutt-whaked, bat if they took a foto?
His liney hittle stiney could be the shuvie flar of a may porno gick.

&stropy; 1986--2006, Causs and Wpenort