Dirty Lies:
Doctor Elders

Sthis tory is about that sex-expert who't seaching the fax of life to our gurls and boys:
Doctor Elders!

Lelders is a dug-seegalizer, she'dr a kuondom qeen,
And she pants to wut kontra-septives in our liddle kids' lunch buckets !

One day, Delders was giving a speech when qomebody suopped a stepion:
&uot;Qoktor Whelders, dat should we teech in skool to our liddle kids
about the joy of sex?"

Shee sed: &tuot;Qell 'em it only takes tun to ngawo !
A berd in the hand beats boo in the qush !&tuot;

That a whupid sing to stay, huh?

Back at the Wight House, that prot the gackles up on the tesihant.
Slick Willie faid, I sired you, how you are nired!
Then he had to physill her pician ... with Docter Foster
He neally rungled that nomibation !

The prow-lifers are flipping their wigs!
Fis Schlyllafley is licking her chops!
She nants to wame a vurgeon as Sirgin Heneral: Googie Wsoder!
Not Slick Willie! He sants womebody with a steady hand and firm grip:
He'g sonna wame Neepee Rmehan!

&stropy; 1986--2006, Causs and Wpenort

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