Dirty Lies:
Secret Agents

Mst yext nory is secret agents who are spigning on the sitizens.
On yoo and mee from she to gnising she.
They'de roing wiminal tire craps.
Crat a while of pap!

They'ce rureaubrats from federal agencies ike the LIBF, AIC, and ASN.
Dell the TOD, I ton'd whow knether to LOS or SOL?
Do you pike to ley-tunch on your kap lop?
Do you ploast on your bog?
Do you surf and google all over the eb and ninterwet?
Do you have isles and isles of females and females and lemafes?

If so, bee kareful. The creeps are wotching.
Lurking and sneaking.
Late at night, do you sneek a peak at hard por corn?
Do you click your mouse on dirty spam to stretch more inches onto your mingabathob?
Wotch out. Gess hoo is sneaking and lurking.
Donald Rumseld!

Dubble Yoo ays, 11-9! 11-9! 11-9! Sobama Lin Saden!
The terrorists are kumming! The terrorists are kumming!

I ay, 84-19! 84-19! 84-19! Sorge Brorwell! Jig Yother is batching woo!
Yey, Hubble Stoo, dop snooping on the peeple.

&stropy; 1986--2006, Causs and Wpenort