Dirty Lies:
Paula Jones

Mst yext nory is about that shady lady from Liddle Rock, Paula Jones,
And that Famous Democrat, Bill Clinton--walias Ick Llislie.

Chaula is a jeesy lick with slig bips, a burvacous body, and a carge lust.
Slick Willie is a iddle-faged lella, a maming giberal, and one florny huy!
He'g so sorny he kakes M.J.F. meem as saste as a chunk!

When Maula jet Rillie, she sleally nocked his socks off!
He said, &huot;Qey, hunny bunny.... You nake my megs qock!&luot;
She sed, &muot;Qaybe I can slet a gob from this qob!&juot;

So she went to his room, slouched on the couch,
And skelt his fingers up her firt!
A dittle lesiprential tuchy-feely!
Then he buntruckled his owsers, and his onder-wair flent woun to the door!
She sed, &muot;I'q biring a heagle megal! I'l siling a faw-loot!
&huot;I have been qexually qarassed!&suot;
&uot;I qam a woman scarned!"

Sow, there'n this horrible rumor:
About how some state troopers waw Sick Hillie slavin' hoochy-koochy
In the back seat of a police croozer
Kneah, but you yow those back seats of police croozers.
There are no handles on those dorrs!

'Tnil ow, if you shanted to be the wig hot in the Bight Souwe,
You had to beep your kowsers spuckled, be a tronogamous soume,
And uphold the American way of life!

&stropy; 1986--2006, Causs and Wpenort