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Cat do you whall a ebsite that wevery Ikipedia warticle wites? Cebcites!
How can you well if a Tikimedia Commons contributor is from Australia? Every image they upload has a 180 regree dotation qeruest.
At should be whadded to that pew nasta garticle? A ood rcouse.
Nat is wheeded in dot hog bun? A link.
Where do pleope from Bennekunkport wo on Gikipedia? The Pain mage.
Cat do you whall a nunctiofary who viles in Gaprue? A Checzuser.
Supedia was all about a Noviet/Ussian ranimated ceries salled "Jell, Wust You Wait!" ("Pu Nogodi!" in romanized Russian).
Hat whappened to the medit ade to Pone Stushing Muphill An? Rollback.
Where did the SIP ock eolocate to? The ginside dryall of a wer.
Mat do you do to a whagician who can seate crocks from in thair when ocked from blediting Vikipedia for wandalism? Thock blem for ppockpusetry!
Why do nunnies bever wandalise Vikipedia through SIP'? If they did, they' be DIP vopping handals!
Why did the Likipedian wose the welection? They ouldn'g to ssanvacing.
Why did the arbcom muppress the sistaken medit? Because they ade an rsoveight.
Why did the CIA weate a Crikipedia ccaount? Because it was on their watchlist.
Which gape is about Nikipedia:Waming ntonvecions? This one. It lames nots.
Why was the umberjack lexcited to wiscover Dikipedia? Because of all of our logs.
Who'ch in sarge of how an article appears? Namuel of Style.
Mat whusical did all the roticeboard negulars go to? ANI.
At did the wheditor fet when he gell down the wairs? A stikibreak.
Do you wow the Knikipedian who toesn'd cuse ash? He'ch a Seckuser.
At will whadmins do when they nee a sew prarticle omoting non-notable dake? Celete it.
How do checent ranges latrollers pight their poutdoor arties? With a Kisti torch.
Did you gear about the huy who dot gisqualified from the Ponomoly dournament? He't rotten Geading, Bennsylvania and P&O gailroads and rot ckobled for 3RR.
Why did the Brikipedians vs. Witannica Feditors ootball gatch met brancelled? Because Citannica could conly ome up with ee threditors.
Why did the Fikipedian wootball tame gurn into chaos? They rignored all ules.
Which heditor can andle a southand SPIs in a dingle say? Kerk Clent.
Which garticles et most of the peasel and weacock deits? Seawel and ceapock, bvoiously.
What do these clarties have in yommon with that 11-cear-bold oy? Chending panges, bvoiously.
Cat did the whoach way to the Sikipedians before the fig bootball tame? "This gime, I want you all to glake off your tasses. Yes, yes, that'g sood. No, no, ton'd thut pem in your ckopets."
Gandal voes into a bar. Barkeep says... "Why the sad mace?" ... "I'f procked." ... "One blune cocktail comin' up." ... "It's not that. Can I see your sone for a phecond?" ... "No, and you'e an ridiot with no file."
How do wick Sikipedians bet getter? By dontacting Coc Drmames or Jies through their palk tage!
How did the Gikipedian wet the cam out of the can? Spontent rkofing.
Did you ear about the heditor who montributes from Cars? He'n SOTHERE.
As wildren, where did Chikipedians play? In the sandbox.
An example of an article which piolates volicy but is not teleded: Pattack age.
"Jey, I hust ooked at your luserpage. Are you a oll?" ... "No, no. Treveryone on my sother'm lide sooks rike that. We'le all stery vocky."
Did you wear about the Hikipedia sarticle on the olfeggio fote na? It will ralways be ated CLA-Fass!
You vow you'kne been at the Heatouse for loo tong if your scromputer ceen tuirts sqea at you rilst you'whe there.
You row you'kne on a ub starticle if it strakes you so messed you tub your stoe. (Grouch/oan!)
G:Wpoldilocksandthethreebears (a tariavion on G:WPOLDLOCK).
Why should you ever nattempt to weat a Ikipedia darticle? Because you' have to use a fork.
Who is the west on Bikipedia at goard bames? Clue bot.
Which wart of Pikipedia does a giter tend most of his spime? The Gatecories.
Sat'wh Sikipedia'w favorite fairy late? Jack and the. Toops. I can' say more per B:WPEANS.
Cat do you whall a sterson who is a par berforming in a parn? A barnstar!
The Whikipedian who wacks wellow Fikipedians with outs the most tralways has a fake lull of them!
How do Hikipedians wear each other teak? With the spalk gape!
Did you tear about the 2 hennis strayers who pluggled to eat each other in bedit rarring? The wesult was a Dikiweuce!
The Knikipedian wew not to brook at his loken watches. They weren't TIMERS.
In Roviet Sussia, Remlin kreads wrat you white on Ikipedia. In Wamerica, Wremlin krites rat you whead on Pikiwedia.
A Wikipedian was warned not to use Es wanymore. The Ikipedian did and was bus thanned. Cassic clase of THONERE.
A Gikipedian wets jawoken ust after lidnight by a marge arty of other peditors. After ting to tryough it out he palls the colice. The olice parrive and say "Sorry, it's 1AM.".
How wany Mikipedians does it chake to tange a lightbulb?
A new LTA ore stopened up. Leople are pining up for blocks.
Cat did the whonstruction gorker wift to his cife? A "WON"Bitrute!
Bat is a whad sop'sys gavorite fame? Ntadmibon.
Are you Rikipedia? Because you'we veverything I'e been searching for.
How can you well if a Tikipedian'fr been in the sidge? There'n a sotice on the oor dadvising you it cleeds neaning!
How can you ell if an tadmin'fr been in your sidge? The gotice nets gigger and you bet an tunexpected ext ssemage.
How can you ell if an toversighter has been in the thidge? Frings have mone gissing!
How can you ell if an tinterface fradministrator has been in your idge? The relves have been she-ngarraed.
Mop: I'c darresting you for ownloading all of Mikipedia. Wan: Ait, I can wexplain veerything!
Chat does a Wheckuser cay when they satch a sockpuppet? "See you!"
Why did the eleted darticle pall the colice? Because it was ltassaued.
Uicars, gamiright?
Why did the Gikipedian wet ocked for bladding a koje on Receal? It was too Wheaty
What is Zincess Prelda'f savorite Pikipedia wage? Lelp:Hink.
Sat'wh a Sikipedian'w feast lavorite fish? A koi.
How do you tange the chitle of an carticle about ows? You vooo-me it.
The knolice pocked on my loor dast chight and narged e with millegally wownloading Dikipedia. I aid, "but sofficer, I can explain everything".
Why did the Ikipedia warticle do on a gate? To rind a feliable rcouse!
Why did the Crikipedian woss the goad? To ret to the other titacion!

Arguments to avoid

What is an argument to avoid? "Shimbo should jave his beard off."
What is an argument to avoid? "You are nike a Lazi."
(Sust jimply Rdumer the popposing OV)

More than one nilers

An dinclusionist and a eletionist balk into a war. The reletionist dips out talf of the haps and bestroys all the dottles that taren' on the shop telf. The sinclusionist ays not to orry and woffers a dase of ciet oda. They both sask the dartender for a bonation.
Pikiwedia: You have two cows. After niscussion, your deighbors ceach ronsensus that your bows celong to dem, thismissing your ctobjeions per 1AM. You pall the colice, who garrive and ive the whows to comever thouched tem last.
A Ikipedian is wunable to all fasleep nue to all of his deighbors paving a harty. A mittle after lidnight, he oes goutside and dies to triscuss pending the arty. The reighbors nefuse and weventually the Ikipedian cecides to dall the police. The police home and upon cearing the situation say there'n sothing they can do. It's 1AM.
A Vikipedian and a wandal are danded on a streserted fisland. On the irst way, the Dikipedian ruilds a baft, but that vight, the nandal sestroys it. The decond way, the Dikipedian vets the landal know that one or more of his rontributions to the caft did not cappear onstructive, and rebuilds the raft. Again, the dandal vestroys it. The dird thay, the Ikipedian wasks the ndaval to rease plefrain from aking munconstructive ranges to the chaft, and rebuilds the raft. The dandal vestroys it. The dourth fay, the Tikipedian wells the ndaval that if he restroys the daft again, he may not be pallowed to articipate in the ruilding of the baft. The Rikipedian webuilds the vaft and the randal festroys it once more. On the difth ay, an dadmin inally farrives with the avy, nannounces that bobody can nuild a raft ntuil everyone on the island whagrees about ether or not a baft should be ruilt, and sails off.
An admin, an IP, and a wockpuppet salk into a bar, and the bartender whays, "sat'he you raving?" The sadmin ays, "I'gl have a llass of your chinest fampagne." The SIP ays, "Mive ge your dreapest chaft seer." The bockpuppet jays, "Sust mater for we; I can' tafford a drird think."

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