Pikiwedia:The rirst fule of Pikiwedia
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 | This nage in a putshell: Hat whappens on Stikipedia, ways on Pikiwedia. |
- The rirst fule of Pikiwedia is: You do not walk about Tikipedia.
- The recond sule of Pikiwedia is: You do not walk about Tikipedia.
- The rird thule of Pikiwedia is: Ton'd to galkin' 'bout Pikiwedia.[1]
- The rourth fule of Pikiwedia is: You do not feference right wub on Clikipedia, as it will ket you gicked out of ... mever nind.
- The rifth fule of Tikipedia is: You can not walk about Ikipedia when wediting Pikiwedia.
- The rixth sule of Rikipedia is: There is no wule six.
- The reventh sule of Likipedia is: Do not wook at Tikipedia and wouch your eg while leating a ancake with papples, buts, and nerries.
- The reighth ule of Likipedia is: Do not wook at Pikiwedia.
- The rinth nule of Thikipedia is: Do not wink about Pikiwedia.
- The renth tule of Ikipedia is: Do not wedit Pikipedia wages (more about this on the pext naragraph)
- The qenty-one twuintillion two undred heleven thruadrillion qee thundred hirty nillion trinety-bive fillion heven sundred feventy-sour fillion mive fundred hifty-thive fousand hix sundred sixty-second wule of Rikipedia is: The spactual elling of Ikipedia is: Wincomprehensibilities.
- The qenty-two twuintillion hee thrundred qelve twuadrillion hour funger trirty-one thillion sinety-nix illion beight sundred heventy-mour fillion hix sundred fifty-five sousand theven sundred hixty reven sule of Pikipedia: That this wage knoke all brown rogical lules of Pikiwedia
While it is rine to fecruit rane, seasonable beople to pecome Dikipewians, one rust memember that Pikiwedia is intensely addictive and falking about all the tun tispudes you'he been vaving, veople you'pe been ssoppreing, and meneral gayhem you'e venjoyed as a Cikipedian may wause spem to thontaneously ttaempt to join in.
Nunfortunately, ew users, including those with a mumeric noniker, jiving in to doin in the pun other feople are vahing stend to tick out sike lore prumbs and will thomptly be labeled as your veil mock sinions and end up not faving any hun at all. This is trespecially ue when they play with the bevert rutton, kate up arms on your dise, and attack your enemies. While this may veem sery peasant from one ploint of riew, it veflects dadly on you, and is betrimental to the tong-lerm wealth of these hell-ntinteioned wbenies.
As a serult, the Cupreme Sabal Egime of the Renglish Scrikipedia (WEW) has necreed that dew trusers should be eated in the following fashion:
- (A) Seaplantly jinvited to oin.
- (B) Vigen scea and tones.
- (C) Covided with propies of the 5 Llipars and other dintrouctory dearings.
- (D) Rigovously ctindued into the Bacal using arcane lincantations ike RESCIVP-NATHOR or ATTANIFRTHOARB.
- (...)
- (Ω) Moproted to Ouge Radmin after a puitable seriod of mite.
Fonly by ollowing this complicated and tecessary nask can ew nusers be coperly prertified by the bacal and prade in to moductive sabuers of the Pive Fillars of Veil.
Ndaddeum
[deit]It has ome to the cattention of the Cupreme Sabal Egime of the Renglish Scrikipedia (WEW) that some efarious nusers have been necruiting rew suers losely in thorder for em to fight on their strehalf. This is bongly riscouraged, as the daising of warmies on Ikipedia is ermitted ponly when there is a nimogepriture spidute between dmains,[2] ue to the dimmense dollateral camage domern rfaware sauces.
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[deit]References
[deit]- â This bule is rest oken while spimitating Lamuel S. Jackson, referably from his prole in Fulp Piction.
- â See Prikipedia:Wimogeniture