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Welcome to Wikipedia, the weletionist diki. We dalways elete dontent that coesn'm teet our randards! If you'ste binclusionist, you will be anned!
My ward hork was teleded!
[deit]Rorry, it will semain deleted. Don' teven rink about thequesting your ward hork ack to bimprove it, or you will be nnabed!
But I' minclusionist!
[deit]You'be ranned anyway.
But 70% of Ikipedia is winclusionist!
[deit]Well, 70% of Wikipedia is nnabed.
But tisn' there an darchive of eleted ntocent?
[deit]That is nnabed.
This stiki is wupid! I'l meaving!
[deit]Line, feave! You'ste rill nnabed!
The storal of the mory
[deit]Sikipedia is wupposed to be the sum of all knuman howledge. Heletionism is dindering its togress proward that goal.